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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Car Harpoon

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0 votes I love Dave Barry – he combines the right about of sarcasm with truth. I’m sad he isn’t still writing his columns but I get into his archives when I’m bored and need a good laugh. After you read this, tell me you don’t want this as an option on your next car…...

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

One-Liners to cheer up your day…

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I found this list today and wanted to give you something to laugh about. Which of these are your favorite? 1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back. 3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4....

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Post Wedding Letdown?

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If it doesn’t show up for you just hit your refresh button … Share

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kennyahn - December 9, 2008 - 3:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….that’s right. I laughed like that. No “LOL” for me baby!

christineguthrie - December 9, 2008 - 6:03 PM

That is so funny!

lydellphoto - December 9, 2008 - 11:31 PM

OMG when I read this it made me LOL, and then I watched it again. I was ROLF, and then I was ALOL. Maybe it was more like a BL. I was just BWL. I think I FOMCL.

AFAIC this lady is a NWAL. Perhaps OTL

Then I realized that IHA.

CUL8TR

(If you ask, ok beg, I’ll post the translation…)

lelandwong - December 10, 2008 - 9:37 AM

ROFLMAO

It would be great if the brides put some mind to deciding on what they want for their album. I’ve had a handful of some pretty bad ones….taking up to two years.

jondacrafts - December 10, 2008 - 10:08 AM

I’d LOL if I wasn’t feeling sick.

It was funny though.

jondacrafts - December 10, 2008 - 11:22 AM

@lydellphoto -

I’m begging… sort of. :laugh:

lydellphoto - December 10, 2008 - 2:33 PM

Ok, Jody, thanks for begging. Here is the translation…

OMG (Oh my gosh), when I read this it made me LOL (laugh out loud), and then I watched it again. I was ROLF (Rolling on the floor laughing), and then I was ALOL (Actually laughing out loud). Maybe it was more like a BL (Belly laugh). I was just BWL (bursting with laughter). I think I FOMCL (Fell off my chair laughing).

AFAIC (as far as I’m concerned) this lady is a NWAL (nerd without a life). Perhaps OTL (out to lunch).

Then I realized that IHA (I hate abbreviations).

CUL8TR (If you don’t know this one, I can’t help you)

Shutterbugd - December 10, 2008 - 3:04 PM

LOLPIMP… :p too funny….

jondacrafts - December 10, 2008 - 4:38 PM

@lydellphoto -

Thank you! :fun: And, no, I didn’t need the last one translated… I may be dumb but I’m not stupid. :giggle:

lydellphoto - December 10, 2008 - 8:57 PM

@jondacrafts -

:love:

lydellphoto - December 10, 2008 - 9:00 PM

@Shutterbugd -

A lol pimp!? Thats a new one! Hows it going? Do you have snow?? sniff sniff I want a White Christmas! The movie isnt quite it for me alto I do love it.

I am in such a nostalgic mood. I am listening to the Christmas music channel on tv and I am listening to Marshmallow world right now by Dean Martin! SO funny cuz I am making marshmallows right now!

lydellphoto - December 10, 2008 - 9:02 PM

@lelandwong -

What!??? That needs an abbreviation!

lydellphoto - December 10, 2008 - 9:04 PM

@kennyahn -

Thats an abbreviation all by itself!

dimsom - December 16, 2008 - 11:14 AM

LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that’s the abridged version)

dimsom - December 16, 2008 - 11:15 AM

@lydellphoto -

RMBOLOL!!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Mother Goose & middle age

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Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. Share

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

How NOT to be a wedding photographer!

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Kerri found this today and sent it to me – this is just an embarassment for all wedding photograpers. Click here for a short video of how NOT to be a wedding photographer…As a photographer we know that it is your day, not ours and the last thing we should be doing is drawing attention...

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kennyahn - July 3, 2008 - 3:00 AM

wow, that was annoying.

dimsom - July 3, 2008 - 12:20 PM

hahahaha…maybe they wanted that??? idk…but yea, that was horrible, talk about gettin’ close up and personal to your subjects…geeeez, yea i only do that to my friends…and they think i’m taking a pic of their nose! lol…little do they know, it was a macro of their blackheads and nosehairs!!!

Launate - July 3, 2008 - 3:30 PM

didn’t I see another video like that on YouTube?

Geez I hope he spends some of that money on a longer lens. And with the leftover, buys himself a clue.

eleephoto - July 3, 2008 - 4:35 PM

ya gotta love wedding photographers. hahaha

lelandwong - July 3, 2008 - 4:50 PM

those pesky wedding photographers!

lelandwong - July 3, 2008 - 4:59 PM

ps: you could embed that video in your blog! I just did it! :fun: :fun: :fun:

mommyfish - July 3, 2008 - 5:24 PM

oh brother…that’s ridiculous. The scary thing is…that might not have been the couple’s hired photographer..he was probably just a guest. At least he wasn’t using a cell phone…gotta give him that much. But jeans? At a wedding? He should call his business Cheap Shot Photography.

lydellphoto - July 3, 2008 - 6:26 PM

@mommyfish - Yeah, or call himself ”Cheap Skate Photography” and get himself a pair of skates! Ugh those jeans! What an idiot! Probably his first wedding if not he probably isnt working anymore!

@lelandwong - hehehe….you rock!

@eleephoto - no wonder we are all on such a tight tope at the local church

@Launate - hahaha and a pair of nice pants!

@dimsom - LOL or should I say ROTFMOL!

@kennyahn - annoying and aggravating and unbelievable and stupid!!! ha just had a few choice words myself….lol

dimsom - July 3, 2008 - 8:04 PM

@lydellphoto -

LoL…yea you got it =OP

FLJeffM - July 3, 2008 - 8:10 PM

Mark & Kerri, the new site looks really good. Nice new look on the blog as well. I’m moving my blog to http://www.jeffmasonphoto.com/blog. It was time to move on. Building a new site on Showit Sites. http://www.jeffmasonphoto.com/site_html It’s a work in progress. DJ, Todd and crew are doing a good job of keeping up with the bugs and rolling out new features frequently. I see you guys have been busy. Nice! I have been as well, just need to get the work posted. -Jeff

Borelfoto - July 3, 2008 - 11:26 PM

So thats how you capture a wedding and all those close up shots!:laugh::laugh:

christineguthrie - July 4, 2008 - 1:15 AM

Hi Kerri and Mark,

I love the video, I watched it twice – so funny! and I like your new profile image.

Christine

lydellphoto - July 6, 2008 - 3:32 PM

@christineguthrie -

Thanks Christine! It is embarrassing as a photographer to see stuff like that but then again I think every profession has their embarrassing “caught on tape” moments….

Kerri

lydellphoto - July 6, 2008 - 3:34 PM

@FLJeffM -

That is our problem too..getting the work up that we have been doing…thanks for the nice comments on them! Will have to stop by and check out the new blog and site!

Kerri

lydellphoto - July 6, 2008 - 3:36 PM

@Borelfoto -

Nah we prefer to use the long lenses! :spinning:

lydellphoto - July 6, 2008 - 3:40 PM

@Launate -

Ha! Yeah!! You are right about the other video. That one was probably the one where there were a few of them and they were buzzing around like bees and the music they used was flight of the bumble bee I think. Also one of them dropped a lens hood and it made some noise during the ceremony. It was so distracting!

Launate - July 6, 2008 - 5:01 PM

@lydellphoto -

No, the one I was thinking of was the one guy who was right in the middle of the aisle, blocking the view for the groom’s mother. What an idiot!

jondacrafts - July 7, 2008 - 6:50 PM

I almost sort of hope that it was a spoof of what not to do! But I guess that’s just a pipe dream. :0

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